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Funny Sms Messages

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

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When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic
I agree. That's true
Believe me
I swear because love is definitely blind.

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Bartender: I Think U Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, friend !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Waz Almost Impossible ......lolz->

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Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. ---------------

Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry --------------- * * * * *

Question: * * * * How much love in your heart for me? * * * * * Choose:..>>> * * * * 100% then call me. 50% then send message me. 25% then only ring. 0% no answer.( if it happens it means that line is busy try later.) Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. ---------------

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u. ------------------------------------------

SUCCESS is never permanent, FAILURE is never final, so do not stops efforts until ur VICTORY makes a HISTORY if 1=5 nd 2=25 3=125 4=625 then tell me 5=? think b4 scrowling down! Ans is 1 remember 1st line 1=5, Moral: Dont complicate simple things in Life =)...........

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u. ------------------------------------------

Wat iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"

This iz confidence...!

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u. ------------------------------------------

Funny Jokes

If you are....
If you r an
"Ice Cream"
u r so sweet

If u r a
"Teddy Bear"
u r so soft

If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright

if you r my
*Friend* :)

oh my
*GOD*

you r so
LUCKY:-)

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