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Ten Ways to Ruin your Article

Author: Jims Varkey Author Ranking Blue | Posted: 08-10-2007 | Comments: 0 | Views: 4 | Rating:  (50) Article Popularity - Green (?) Got a Question? Ask.
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1. Never connect with your reader. Never talk to your reader like you do to your friend. Keep distance. And sound like an electronic screen reading software.

2. Preach, preach and preach. Never bother about what your reader thinks. And sound as if whatever you utter is THE truth.

3. Use the highest sounding words. Let your country’s constitution be your guide to article writing.

4. Use metaphors, use transferred epithet, or any of the figures of speech that you can invent. But just don’t tell anything straight.

5. Where a thousand word is too much, use a thousand more.

6. Do not break the article into paragraphs from the beginning to the end. Neither add a comma. Let the reader faint due to shortness of breath.

7. Jump from politics in Iraq to aboriginal dances in Mozambique within a single line.

8. Spill the beans in the first line itself. Let the reader yawn through the rest of the article.

9. Let there be silence. Let there be no conversation in the article.

10. Stop without saying good bye. Let the reader fall mid way through his flight of fantasy.

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