Alejandra Gibson

Do you remember back when faux things just didn't look completely real? Fake stone, fake wood, fake anything? They all seemed to come close but just couldn't make it over the finish line in the reality contest. Now prefabricated pool designers have come up with new faux tile and stone pool liners and how do you suppose they stack up in the reality contest?

Stop and think about it for a moment. It seems that the only time anyone mentions their pool pump, its to complain that something is wrong with it. “Its overheating”. “Its running my power bill sky high”. “Its too loud”. So on and on it goes and does their swimming pool pump ever even ask to be allowed to stop and take a break even once?

You have had your pool installed and to your shock and amazement it seems to be the primary destination for every leaf and bug that lives in your backyard! So whats the solution? Cut all the foliage in hour yard and convert it into your own private desert?