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J.J. Jackson - ArticlesJ.J. Jackson is the owner of American Conservative Daily Blog. He is also the lead designer for The Right Things - Conservative Political T-shirts and Evil Conservative T-shirts. His weekly articles and exclusive content can be found at Liberty Reborn.
I Am An Idiot Because .Ok, I am going to have some fun this week. To accomplish this fun I am going to list for you, my readers, many of the reasons liberals think that I am an idiot. The way this is going to work is simple. Starting Off RightLast week my wife and I, along with our daughter, welcomed into the world the newest edition to our family. Our son was born! Hallelujah! And while we were celebrating, members of the left were dismayed that another child had been born to a staunch, liberty loving American and that he would no doubt be taught the truth to combat their lies. The Help John Conyers Read The Damn Bill Act of 2009Democrat Representative John Conyers, husband of the corrupt and convicted former Detroit councilwoman Monica Conyers, has actually said something that makes sense. It is a rare moment indeed for the often bumbling Congressman who I suspect on more than one occasion has had trouble dressing himself Grandma’s RunIn the movie adaptation of Nolan and Johnson’s novel “Logan’s Run” we visit a world that few think could possibly exist. The remaining bits of humanity that survived a great holocaust are locked up in a domed city where resources are scarce and that for the good of society they must submit to having their lives terminated at age thirty in order to keep the population sustainable. Or so they are told. You Can Learn A Lot From A Dummy(ocrat)In the 1980s the United States Department of Transportation decided that somewhere in the Constitution they had the power to use tax payer dollars to fund PSAs featuring two crash test dummies, Vince and Larry, with the purpose of convincing American to buckle up while in their cars. The campaigns slogan was, “You can learn a lot from a Dummy.” Well, it is true, you can learn a lot from a Dummy be they plastic or a member of Congress. We'll Gladly Pay You Someday For Your Liberty TodayJ. Wellington Wimpy, as many will recall from the Popeye cartoons, is a lazy and gluttonous shyster. He is most famous perhaps for his attempts to con food without paying stating, with a straight face, “I’ll gladly pay your Tuesday for a hamburger today.” Of course he has no intention of ever paying. The Stop Gap ConservativeLots of people are wondering, even with 2012 years away, will the Republican Party learn its lesson? In 2008 the vast moderate (read liberal) conspiracy within the Republican Party got their preferred candidate in one Senator John McCain and he was soundly trounced because when push came to shove both he and his opponent, and now President, Senator Barack Obama, had no real answers for dealing with the tough fiscal and constitutional issues facing this nation. And You Want To Manage Our Health Care?George Costanza, the hapless friend of Jerry Seinfeld in his self titled sitcom, was a fairly lazy man. His goal in life was to get paid a healthy salary for doing as little work as possible. In one episode George is unemployed. He likes being unemployed and living off the government dole. It gives him a lot of freedom and he is content to sit around and not look for a job. But a problem crops up when he is asked to prove that he is actually looking for work The Rules Of Engagement Are Set“Battles are ugly affairs,” consoled Santa Claus as he handed young Lucy Pevensie her gifts in the movie telling of C.S. Lewis’ “The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe” and as war approached. A few moments later after handing her elder sister a magical bow and arrows without such consolation Susan remarked, “What happened to 'battles are ugly affairs?'” Santa Claus merely laughs because there is a point where one must be grown up enough to not need reassurance in the face of adversity. Dear Mr. SteeleMr. Michael Steele
Chairman, Republican National Committee
Mr. Steele, I am in receipt of your form letter and 2009 State of the Republican Party Survey and as has become customary on my behalf I am going to use this opportunity to address the issues specifically asked within it in a more in-depth manner than such a simple multiple choice survey allows.
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