Silly's Soft News

Some drivers have been bumper-to-bumper for 9 days. However, after only 3 hours, Clemmons was spotted crying in his car by some school children. "Why did I have to buy a stick shift?" whimpered Clemmons.

The Southeast Region is no stranger to Sinkholes. They have gobbled up cars, traffic signs, homes; whatever they need to survive. Usually, they are no major threat to humans and civilization, until now.

New York City's Bed Bug problem escalated this weekend when thousands of bed bugs were found loitering inside the Empire State Building.

Times are tough for racists, but in a country that loves controversy, and awards it with opportunity, Dr. Laura and Gibson, have found a way back. Whether it be housewives in New Jersey or a family with 20 kids, today's viewers revel in reality.

Godzilla, who dominated the big screen in movies such as Godzilla Versus the Sea Monster and Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster, won the Rio's Tournament with a monster hand.

Charles Wheatley, an Astrophysicist for NASA. Wheatley, who has been working on the problem for the past 3 years, believes he has found a scientific explanation.

but the biggest attraction this Summer was on Lake Michigan Wednesday morning, as Father Earl Knickers pulled a whopping 40 pound mackerel onto his boat.

Jean Paul Gaultier, the famous designer who introduced man-skirts in the 80's and produced costumes for Madonna in the 90's, including her cone-shaped bra for the Blond Ambition Tour, is now setting his sights on a fashion for men, codpieces.

In the latest development of what can be called too horny for his own good, Ex-NFL Superstar Lawrence Taylor's wife, Lynette is now chiming in that her husband did not have sex with the 16 year old girl...that was in his room...where a used rubber was found...that he had worn...when he didn't have sex with her.

Then this red fan, out of nowhere started throwing flyers down on us. He tried to get us to read them. When we ignored him and walked away, he kept trying to follow us around the store. Luckily, he was anchored to the ceiling," explained Edwardo Guzman.