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The Multi Use Degreasers from the Minds at Stanley Home Products

The Multi Use Degreasers from the Minds at Stanley Home Products

Greasy said to me, he says, "I'm starting up a home shop. You know, someplace simple where I can work on the car and do some stuff with wood. The problem is that most of the multi use degreasers I use can't cut water let alone any heavy grease. What can I do?" Looking at the embedded grime that covered his face I could just imagine the greasy mess his new shop was in. When we went out there the floor was littered with magazines, a Stanley Home Products catalog, and various tools that were in need of a real rub down. I say to him, "What you need is something that will do a lot of tough jobs at once." I knew that Greasy wasn't a rich man, even though he was a confirmed capitalist, so he wanted economy and cleaning power at the same time.

First I picked up the Stanley Home Products catalog and stood there thinking while I dusted it off. "Maybe we could go online and get some household hints from Helga, or whatever her name is." He stared at me for a minute and said, "Is that what you do while the wife is away, try and see if you can get wine out with some lemon extract?" His leer was unflattering and when he pranced around imitating a house wife I took some offense. "It was just a suggestion." "Well, Nancy," he said, "I need a multi use degreaser, and I don't think Helga has the supply. Something heavy duty. Say, what is that catalog you have in your hand?" I looked down at the booklet I had been twisting for the last few minutes and replied, "Stanley Home Products.  Maybe they have some kind of multi use degreaser." "Brilliant, Sherlock, maybe you could hand it over and let me take a look." I was getting tired of the insulting names, so I bopped him on the head with the Stanley Home Products catalog before I gave it to him.

To draw this excruciating story to a close, he found the multi use degreaser he needed, while using one parting insult (he said my breath was making him dizzy and could I back up.) So after the tussle, I headed home with a black eye and a need to buy some of that multi use degreaser of my own because of my rolling around on his dirty shop floor.

Vinnie Platania

Stanley Home Products has been in business since 1931, and offers high quality home and personal care products to keep your home and your body clean.
Visit http://www.stanley-home-products.com or Call # 1-800-992-1089

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