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So how come only ladies seem to have bad hair days? Can't guys have bad hair days too? I mean, some of us haven't even GOT hair! How much worse does it get than that?
OK, so we don't really care about our hair as much as the ladies, but it seems very sexist to deny us the pleasure of a bad hair day just because we're male. And we do have bad hair days too. Here are some examples..
* We're lying under the car trying to get the sump plug off to change the oil, and it suddenly pops off and anoints our head with oil, because it's the closest thing to the action. We get our hair totally drenched in dirty, sulphurised, thick, black oil. And incidentally, it's usually hot.
* We're angle grinding some metal thing above our heads, wearing safety goggles like good little lads, so our eyes are nicely protected. Unfortunately the sparks set our hair on fire. The quickest way to get it out is to plunge our head into a nearby bucket - which we used to wash our paint brushes from the previous job. So our hair is then burnt and full of half coagulated sticky paint.
* We go quad biking through the wilds. There are lots and lots of bugs in the wilds. Quad bikes go fast. Quad bikes do not have windsheilds. Some days we find over 39 different species of bugs in our hair. Not to mention in our beards, up our noses, and stuck between our teeth.
* Men don't really keep track of how much shampoo we've used, so we often run out mid-shower. Since we ourselves only have one type of soap and one bottle of shampoo in the shower, we assume that if we grab a bottle that's in the shower it will be shampoo. Consequently we have washed our hair with such substances as deep pore face cleanser, liquid soap, shower gel, wrinkle goes, tile cleaner, facial scrub, skin exfoliator and something in a blue tub that smelt like ammonia. Sometimes our hair is full of glitter. It's a hard life.
* Have you any idea how quickly a bald head gets sunburnt on a hot day? This is a "Lack of hair bad day."
* We men doubly qualify for bad hair day status because we have beards. Now if you are wearing a zip up jacket, and the day is very cold, you want to zip that jacket right up; yeah, right up into your beard. Where it zips into your beard hairs on your neck and treats you to excruciating pain while you blindly fumble under your chin trying to unentangle all those little hairs.
So ladies, I'm afraid it's not only you who have this bad hair day problem. Next time you have a bad hair day, spare a thought for the guys!
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