I write short stories and articles about the paintings.
Now a day my wife is undergoing a special care project that she has devised for me. And the reason is that our family doctor has hinted that I might suffer health hazards, if I do not care about my diet. The plus-fifty life is a plate, full of hard nuts. The real blows are on dining table. My wife reminds me what the doctor has told me. I hate remembering a doctor, especially when I am in front of a delicious plate. In fact I compare the pool of doctors with the airline companies: we give them business and they take us for a ride.
Once I had asked my doctor about the food I should be careful about. He said, “Put anything on your tongue, and if it tastes good, spit it out.” But the recent diet restrictions make me crazy. It has virtually closed down all the shops selling sweets in the city. When such shop passes by the window of my car, I feel like what Majanoo would have been feeling while Laila’s Barrat might be going away.
Now I was covered by my wife's adamant insistence about the simple diet. It took no time to make me fed up with the homely threats about what to eat and what not to eat. One day I ultimately told her that, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She did not react sharply as usual.
Instead she smiled and replied, "Yes, dear, I knew you were. But I was in love and failed to notice that."
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