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Only The Best Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is a sign of how to be a macho guy and the greatest ninja you will ever be. It is something that most women do not understand and we really don’t want to. It seems though that men worship him and even make jokes of him.

While several jokes are thought to make fun of the people they are focusing on these appear to have the contrasting effect. Instead of working to make fun of the way he appears, talks, or fights the jokes are fashioned to flaunt all of his assets. To give you a thought of what we mean we have acquired a few of the most common jokes that you are sure to enjoy.

The bulk of men wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman puts on Chuck Norris pajamas.

Every time the boogeyman tries to sleep he goes to his closet and checks to ensure Chuck Norris is not there.

Waldo is hiding away because of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. This is because his heart understand not attack him like that.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to bowl a strike. When he bumps down only one pin the other pins fall down and faint.

The Manhattan Project was created to construct nuclear weapons that were able to recreate the stunning power of the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Unfortunately they did not have the ability to come close to it.

Chuck Norris has chosen to sue the rights to NBC’s hit show Law & Order. Plainly those are the names of his left and right legs.

Aliens do exist. They are just too frightened to attack Earth while Chuck Norris is still alive.

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