Learn how to make people Laugh and put a smile on their face with the best in Funny Short Jokes.
Jokes are something that we all can enjoy no matter how much of a mood we are in. They grant us the chance we demand to put a smile on our face and think about something other then how much we really could do without our boss or those bills that are stacking up at the house. Even if we are already in a good mood they manage to make us feel evne better. It’s time to share with you a few funny jokes so you have the ability to give them to others.
Snail Walk
A snail slid into a bar. Unfortunately the barman didn’t allow snails to come inside and kicked him out. A year passed and the exact same snail came back inside of the bar. He walked up to the barman and said, “Why did you do that?”
Definition Of An Idiot
A son walks up to his father and asks him what an idiot is. His father replies, “An idiot is someone who is attempting to explain ideas to someone in a way that is long and dull and does not make any sense to anyone. Do you understand?” His son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”
One Day To Live
A man gets a phone call from his doctor who tells him that he has great and horrible news to share with him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the bad news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you this yesterday.”
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