How To Fail To Woefully In Affiliate Or Internet Marketing. (Avoid The Traps And Succeed Wildly)

I have seen everyone writing on what you can do to succeed online. I want to come from a different angle on this. I want to give it a different twist or slant. I want to point out the very things that make the 95% of the people online fail to make money. Yes that is the statistics!

Avoid these traps and success beyond your wildest imagination.

I enjoyed writing this article. I hope enjoy it too, especially the sense of humor. I enjoyed writing it.

I want to point out the very things that make the 95% of the people online, who are trying to make money, fail woefully. Yes 95% of them will make very little or no dime online. What a shattering statistics!

Here in this article I am going to point out those things you do to ensure you fail woefully in affiliate marketing. Avoid them or do the opposite and you will find yourself succeeding beyond your wildest dream. Yes, you will join the elite 5%.

Here we go!

The first step is to join so many of the useless get-rich-quick schemes that litter the Net. Waste your time daily on these, without any measurable success. Give these up after 90 days that is how long it takes to realize that you have just wasted your time. Join a new set of schemes and repeat the circle after ninety days.

The second step is to join all the affiliate programs you come across online. Do not specialize or carve out a niche for yourself. Just join and use all their old marketing materials. Follow most or all of the outdated methods recommended by the merchant company e.g. Post at FFA sites, classified sites, send unsolicited emails, post daily to the Safelists, and son.

Another thing you should do is not to have a domain name. Why spend $10 per annum to have an identity or name online? Also do not have a website. Why pay $5 - $10 monthly to have your own shop or office online? After all, they are many willing to give you a replicate site on the Net. Also you can get free hosting from people like http://Tripod.com and the rest.

Do not sell any product or service online. After all why do you need to? People will just give you their money. Also do not build a list. This is even the more reason you do not need a website. Why do you need to collect details of your Visitors or to contact them again and again?

Finally, do not do any marketing activities like writing of Articles and visiting of forums. After all, you have been promised "millions" without doing any selling, recruitment and so on. All you have to do is join and wait indefinitely for your fat checks that will never come.

Do all the above and I can guarantee you that you will fail woefully in Affiliate or Internet marketing. But if you want to succeed, do the opposite and you will be amazed at the results.