Richard Laermer is an authority on marketing and media, a former reporter who is coauthor of Punk Marketing, and writer of the new book 2011: Trendspotting. He's CEO of New York's RLM pr, representing, among others, IncrediMail, ThisNext, Smith & Nephew, AirPlay, Anystream, Sky Films, Dealighted.com and TutorVista. He was host of TLC's cult program Taking Care of Business and speaks on trends and marketing for corporate groups. You can read Laermer on huffingtonpost.com/richard-laermer and on the mischievous but all too necessary Bad Pitch Blog…badpitch.blogspot.com
You may also find articles by Richard at TalentZoo.com.
It's summer so I thought of quotes worth sharing. I hope they bring you something. I don't know where, but she sends me there.
-Brian Wilson [crazy mad genius]
Something not understood is not the same as something wrong. -Anatoli Rybakov There are no problems, only solutions.
-John Lennon [rest his soul]
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
-Thomas Jefferson [a staunch believer in all things "his way"]
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those of us who only dream by night.
-Edgar Allen Poe [quite a bizarre life of day/night dreams - and in NY no less]
If you decide to run with the ball, count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out you, but never forget how much fun it is to run with the ball.
-Jimmy Buffett [can't listen to him but sure can consider him]
It is better to burn out than to fade away.
-Neil Young [who has an asteroid named after him; go figure]
It is easier to repent than obtain permission.
-Col. Stan Bailey, USAF [my credo, incidentally]
Regulation and doctrine provide convenient hiding places for the timid and unimaginative.
-Harold Cole
A man who is good for anything ought not to calculate the chance of living or dying; he ought only to consider whether he is doing right or wrong.
-John Steinbeck [JS knows how to de-complicate anything]
Human action is the result of human choice, life is choice and choice is willful.
-James G. March
Time is a scarce resource. If you want to know what a man truly loves, observe how he spends his time.
-Aaron Wildavsky
A wise prince seeks advice continually, but when it suits him and not when it suits somebody else.
-Machiavelli [our favorite Master of the Universe]
Stop blaming the box!
-David Zach
Instruction manuals are evidence of design flaws.
-Don Norman
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein [sci-fi, my ass]
Help ... send lawyers, guns and money.
-Warren Zevon [the great and much missed]
The future of the book is the blurb.
-Marshall [medium] McLuhan
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By: Philip Tufano | 05/01/2010The suicide attack on December 30th, 2009 that claimed the lives of six CIA officers, one American security contractor assigned to the agency and a Jordanian military intelligence officer was the second worst attack against the CIA since the American embassy bombing in Beirut in 1993, that attack killed eight CIA officers.
The CIA’s Mission to Protect Americans Claims the Lives of Seven Officers in Afghanistan
By: Philip Tufano | 05/01/2010The suicide attack on December 30th, 2009 that claimed the lives of six CIA officers, one American security contractor assigned to the agency and a Jordanian military intelligence officer was the second worst attack against the CIA since the American embassy bombing in Beirut in 1993, that attack killed eight CIA officers.
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Introducing “bad News Bores”
By: Richard Laermer | 24/11/2008 | News & SocietyI noticed it first at a Kwanzaa party late last year. Having trouble keeping myself amused, I started quizzing those holding drinks and discovered that everyone there was kind of "into" news and recent events.As a media junkie hanging out in a room of strangers, I realized it would be my lucky night if they all turned out to be informed and alive.It wasn't to be.
Sorry, Big Doesn't Get the Job Done
By: Richard Laermer | 08/10/2008 | ManagementThe CEO of a fast-growing Web company recently asked me why he should hire RLM PR, an 18-person firm, instead of a so-called name firm. Having been in a self-owned service business for 17 years, I was confused by this query. What's a name? Never one to say "no" to a challenge, I am herewith answering him in public.
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By: Richard Laermer | 08/10/2008 | ManagementHaving run a service biz for a thousand years, I haven't really thought a lot about what it's like to actually hire one of us. That recently changed for me big time.
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By: Richard Laermer | 08/10/2008 | ManagementSorry to get all serious on you, but it occurred to me that work/life balance is the key ingredient inside happy employees. Oh, you say you knew that? There are multitudes of firms doing their best to show they care, and boy they really, really do. Somewhere along the line, however, a change took place in the workplace that is now referred to as, yikes, “people over product.”
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