Bad Blood in South America:Paranoia outside the U.S setting in Venezuela.

Bad Blood in South America: Paranoia outside the U.S setting in Venezuela. Will Cold Feelings Lead to a Cold War?

These are worried times in the U.S. of A. Our citizens have been forced into a massive conglomeration of unabated paranoia. Homeland security against terrorists, Muslims, fear of nuclear war, cancer, global warming, bombs, serial killers, avian flu. The way the media plays it out, you have a 90% chance of dieing every time you venture out of your house. Oh yes, America is the land of delusional phobia. We live in a time of apprehension and panic. Worry is constantly shoved down our throats, the media administering this force-fed medicine. Better safe that sorry right? Well, it would appear that we're spreading this outlook.

Many hold the belief that America is immersed in a bitter war for oil in the Middle East, I myself agree. The reasons the Bush administration has supplied us with are far too circumstantial for belief. It seems that Venezuela has adopted this belief. The Venezuelan president Chavez has released a statement of fear stating that he believes that America is targeting his country for the oil. Well, is he justified? Is America planning on turning oil gathering into a bloodsport? Is it all just unreasonable accusations meant to give our wonderful country a bad name and to breed hate and contempt? Or does the world actually think we're rocketing off on that rapid decent into madness in our insatiable thirst for black blood?

It would be different if Chavez was the only one with these thoughts, but frankly, more than 400 Venezuelan journalists have been voicing the same opinion these past months. It is widely believed that America is out to assassinate Chavez. America's dubious CNN has replied to this statement with accusations of Chavez turning the country communist. Well played, CNN.

Venezuela's reasoning behind all this is understandable, we do have a varied pile of military paraphernalia lying a short ways away from the country. Not to mention claims by the Venezuelan vice president that he had been personally informed of the assassination plot by a U.S. Ambassador. Oh. Well.. That makes things a bit more complicated. It seems that America's honorable intentions are just being looked at and scoffed upon by the depraved communistic views too much of the world supports. But we can't blame the people, they aren't being told the truth, their media is playing stacked cards, trying to say how America is in it for the wrong reasons, that we're imperialistic oil mongers instead of portraying us in the true light of spreading freedom and democracy to those perverse terrorist bastards.

Nonetheless, it is doubtless that this has caused a wide spread panic in the Venezuelan nation. Venezuela has vowed to resist the cruel invasion by the Americans, should it come to that. They say they will not move to our oil- enthused bullying. In addition to this they have also threatened to stop selling us oil on numerous occasions, each threat becoming more insistent

Wait.. They can't stop selling the US oil! Who the hell do they think they are? I can assure you, Bush won't stand for this. Chavez, you fiend! Tyrannic bastard, how dare you do this to your country? These lies will not be stood for, not by America! This country will administer the vaccination your country craves for it's diseased communist tendencies. That vaccine is called Democracy, and we'll make sure you'll get it. After all, your people want it, Chavez. They'll approve of us being there, no doubt! We're doing this for the good of the world. We won't allow your terrorism to spread, you Nazi bastard!