I READ PEOPLE

I know people when I see them. Not their name or address. Know them as in, what shows on their faces. You can't ask me a particular question about the person. My prediction ( or may be only guess ) is limited, only to the extent to what shows on the face. So if your question is along the same lines, I may try and give you the answer. This is what happened in the case of the girl I saw at the cafe.

That face was quite readable. Well actually her manners helped me in that particular case. She sat on the couch with a large cusion on her laps, hugging it, stationary. She was wheatish, but the complexion had glow enough to flaunt atleast reasonable wealth. She managed quite a number of expressions and seemed extra-animated as far as her eyes, brows and lips are concerned. No, I don't love her.

Worth notice was the cusion, which was still and stagnant, like probably the pyramids of Egypt. That, I think gave me a hint that she's using the cusion to camouflage something. Thats her figure! No prizes for guessing. Now, what conclusions could be drawn from whatever I just described about my subject?

Firstly, she doesn't have a good figure. So we all know why I don't love her. Secondly, she is damn conscious about it. So, we can atleast be friends. Thirdly, even though she's conscious and works hard to restrict the cusion from moving, she doesn't work out and do away with the problem which means she is lazy. Fourthly, once relieved that she has covered up, what needs to be, she is aware that she easily deserves a second look through all that extra animation and the hardwork put into the various facial expression proves she enjoys attention. Finally, if we ponder upon the above four points we can come to the conclusion that she ofcourse, is self obsessed.

What's a little wierd is that the points I just enumerated are through hindsight. That is, when I saw her, I immediately knew it. The sad part is I din't know how I knew it. So this time I made an attempt to give logic to my predictions so I may atleast know if these are at all predictions or I'm trying to fool my ownself with my guesses. The dilemma is, I have never been wrong so far cause when the girl stood up, I decided, we can't even be friends.