11 Reasons Why Women Need Men

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Men, it's time for you to make known to women just how irreplacable you really are to them. You are a lionized group by brute ladies such as Rosie O' Donnell who makes you shiver in irritation at how insanely feminist she is. But nobody's perfect, right?

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It is of my opinion that you are a group that is often taken advantage of, due to your strength and natural inclination to want to kill things that bother you, like spiders, rodents, and the occasional burglar. Men, starting at number 11, here are the reasons you are indispensable to women.
11 - You scare away stray animals and stray people that your wives'/girlfriends' don't like, such as her ex-boyfriend from high school.
10 -  It's the man who has to cut the head off a chicken for lunch (At least this is true in South America).
09 - Men can be stupidly entertaining. Kind of like a kitten playing with a ball of string.
08 - Without men, women couldn't have babies, of which they can then get money from the men forever. Or at least until the baby turns 18.
07 - Men are best at ensuring that their daughters don't fall prey to a bad boyfriend. Namely by wielding a shotgun in front of the boy to warn him not to touch her inappropriately. Mom is just too nice to do these kinds of things.
06 - It's the man who fixes the flat tire, the headlight, and really anything that needs to be fixed.
05 - He forgets your anniversary and then wildly over-compensates you. That is a good thing, right?
04 - He gives you money.
03 - He buys you a house.
02 - He buys you a car.
01 - He eventually dies and leaves you everything!

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