Just Ran Out to Best Buy be Back in a Couple

Just ran out to Best Buy be back in a couple of minutes… (Part 1)

Thats right on the heels of my non sequitur throw away question: Does anyone still pull the old, I am going to the store for some milk and disappear? I read a new modern day version.

A Pastor went missing from a New York state church. He had apparently told his wife he would be right back he was going to Best Buy. Yea thats right the Pastor needed some consumer electronics real bad .

Well he went “missing” Wednesday and they “found” him or is it located him or maybe discovered him Saturday afternoon. Guess where they found the poor pastor. It just happened to be a Strip Joint or is it a Gentleman’s Club in Riverside, Ohio.

What were the odds? He was reportedly disoriented and also emotionally guilty(thats what the quote said).

Thats it thats all I have to say Yes it still does happen Guys still get in that car after telling their spouse they are going to the store (only now Best Buy instead of the grocery store) and they will be right back.

I don’t know where the Men used to go but apparently today they go to the Club that is the strip Club in Ohio. Even if they are men of the Cloth. Perhaps if the Honorable Pastor and his wife had ventured to OURDATENIGHT.COM rather than his trip to Best Buy he not only wouldn’t have been quoted as saying he’s emotionally guilty but rather Happily Married and a fine example to his Flock.

Although I heard Cinnamon at that club in Ohio is really hot so hot in fact you may become disoriented so be careful.

(Part 2)

I received a response to my last submission from a “witness” of the capture of the Pastor from New York who was located after being reported missing by his wife.

You remember the Pastor who said he was going to his local Best Buy and that he would be right back. They found him 3 days later at a Strip Club in Ohio where he was quoted as saying he was disoriented and emotionally guilty.

Well I recently used this story in a follow up article regarding that old urban legend of the Husband going out for bread and milk and not coming back. One of our prospective members just happened to be at the aforementioned Gentlemans Club having a couple of sodas and a sandwich with his friends (they reportedly have great sandwiches at this particular Club (most do you know?)

While sitting there eating his tasty sandwich our friend tells us that he had noticed a particular fellow who appeared to be enjoying himself with the talent (thats the dancers) but otherwise not really bothering anybody says he may even have had a tasty sammy himself.

When all of a sudden a local police officer enters the Club in uniform and starts looking around walking through the Club. This is never a good sign in a fine Gentleman establishment such as that Club.

At some point it becomes apparent that they are looking for somebody specific and they happen upon the guy who turns out to be this Pastor that went missing. Well they (the Police Officers) figured out it was the Pastor that was missing and eventually they proceed to leave the Club with the Pastor in tow.

Now you may have noticed that I said they and the Police Officers meaning plural when I described the apprehension. Thats because this call apparently warranted the entire Police Force of that lovely Ohio town show up and tour that Club.

I think some Officers from neighboring towns and even the Statees showed up. Well those hardworking girls at the Club continued dancing with their typical gusto despite this interruption to business as usual.

It was also reported by our witness that he personally heard the Fellow that was later identified as the Pastor ask, no plead that the Officers wait till he got 1 more lap dance with his favorite girl before they parted. (thinks her name was Cinnamon Blonde very hot fake boobs really white teeth)

Anyways after that last dance after what reportedly seemed like forever the law enforcement officers finally left our friend to finish his sandwich in bass infused peace (Kid Rock kicks Ass). I would like to send my thanks out to our new friend for his eyewitness account of this breaking news. I also would like to explore a couple more issues.

Namely how did they track this guy to the club after his wife reported him missing (she did report him missing right?) Was he charging up cash advances for lap dances? hey that might make a good Rap lyric. Did they track him down through a cell phone GPS chip?

Or worse yet did somebody Rat him out at the club after seeing his photo on tv or internet? And oh yeah what happened at home and with his relationship for this Pastor to just say the Heck with it (thought I was going to say hell didn’t you?) and skip the Best Buy for a trip to a Strip Club several states and 3 days later?