Helpful satirical article filled with tips for black mothers who claim " I don't need a man" to raise their sons to be the best thug they can be.
5 easy steps to producing a menace to society
Hi everyone I'm sure many single mothers just can't figure out how to raise a future thug who just might kill his grandmother. Well worry no longer here are 5 easy steps to ensure your little baby boy will go to prison as soon as he is old enough.
Allow him no where near his father whether dad pays child support or not. This could lead to some type of male presence the boy can relate to. This is very bad for a future thug as he might get a hint as to what a man is.
This step is very important. Teach him your idea of what a man is. This way he will have no idea how to act around other boys and will be picked on. This pent up rage will be very useful for committing future crimes.
Talk badly about the boys father every chance you get. As a matter of fact talk badly about all men. Just forget that one day this boy will grow up to be a man.
Baby him and always take his side and blame others no matter what he does. Yes this may very well make you an enabler but your baby will love you.
This is the most important step because it will destroy what little self worth the boy has left. Tell him he is "JUST LIKE HIS FATHER" and watch his little heart break. That's right now he knows he is like the man you have bad mouthed since he was born and that he too will be nothing. Good job mom.
Now if you follow these steps you should have a little thug on your hands in no time. No thanks are needed, watching these boys fill prisons and not colleges is thanks enough for me.
George Cook. Send all coments to e-mail protected from spam bots and check out more of his work at www.letstalkhonestly.com
George Cook is owner of the African American cultural web site Let's Talk Honestly at www.letstalkhonestly.com and host of the online talk show Let's Talk Honestly.
He has also published 3 books of poetry 2 of which deal with issues in the Black Commuinty. Both can be read for free at www.letstalkhonestly.com
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