Lovemaking Location #3 - The Garden House or Shed

There's something of a bit of a voyeur in every one of us. Whether you admit it or not, some remote part of you wants to look or be looked at. Yes, even during lovemaking. Well, this article is all about fulfilling that fantasy within the confines of your garden house or garden shed.

How to Transform Your Garden House into a `Naughty, Green Room'

First of all, you may be wondering... why a garden house? Simple really; most garden houses are located at the corner of your garden. As such, it's hidden from general view but your immediate neighbors may still see inside it! So it provides the perfect hint of naughty danger that every relationship needs! (Plus, it's considered `indoors' still so that you won't get cited for public indecency if others see you.)

First though, you really need to take a good look at your garden house or shed. Most of us throw in a lot of stuff in there that may not at all be suitable for a naughty afternoon. For instance, ensure that there are no sand, stones or rusty nails and screws scattered just everywhere. Make sure too that garden appliances are securely in place or stored in their proper places. (You don't want to step on the lawn mower or have the big bush cutter fall on top of your head do you?)

Also, make a good effort at cleaning up the place because if you're partner is the `dainty' type, no amount of foreplay will get her to make love with you in dirty surroundings! You don't need to change the main purpose of your garden house or shed (i.e., to store garden stuff) but just clean and clear it up a bit so that it's actually safe to make love in it!

Once the above is taken care of, the next thing you should check is just how visible are you really from neighbors? If you're too visible that they can look directly or fully inside and that you guys will be comfortable making love with this, then a few curtains will need to be put up. However, if you're not that visible and you don't mind being viewed from just certain angles, then by all means leave the garden house windows bare!

So what's the appeal of making love in the garden house or shed?

For one, a lot of couples actually like the appeal of `being dirty' once in a while. For instance, many couples ALWAYS make love in the bedroom, right? Clean sheets, comfy bed, etc. So once in a while being naughty and daring by making love in a place that's so not `normal' (read: routine) is all that a couple needs to spice up their relationship again.

The second reason why this appeals is of course due to the `being viewed' or `being caught' factor. Imagine, as you and your partner make passionate love in your garden house, you look up and see your neighbor taking a peek at you guys! For many couples, this adds more lusty fuel to fire and you guys are up for a really hot and exciting time.

Here's one scenario that a client of mine said really flipped their hot switch, while making `quiet' love inside their closed garden shed, his wife was bracing herself on the window frame while he was taking her from behind. Out of the blue, a neighbor passed by and began talking to another neighbor very near the shed. They could see the neighbors but thankfully they were not looking their way. As he tried to maneuver her away from the window, she actually did NOT want to move!

He said that while making love to her in that position with the fear of their neighbors turning around to see them through the window glass turned them on so much that it was their best sex ever!

Thirdly, some couples like the idea of making love with a lot of `noise' but not necessarily the screaming kind. Imagine that as you make love, flower pots fall to the floor, a hammer hits the ground, etc. One particular client of mine even mentioned that he and his lover got a bit carried away that it seemed like things were falling off the walls with all the racquet they were causing. At the end of making love, he and his partner could not help but laugh their hearts off. It was just the thing they needed to re-discover the joys of `impromptu lovemaking' again!

Keep in mind that it's not really about the location per se but the fact that you guys are making love in new surroundings. `Routine' is a bad word in relationships and it is this that you guys should be fighting every time.