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Rubber Mel Rings the Bell

I was in bed reading how STD was infecting the nations youth and wondered if I could make a contribution to curtail the epidemic. The article said that if a condom was used the chances of contacting STD was greatly reduced. It was time for me to act. I put on my black trench coat and wide brimmed hat, after purchasing a few hundred condoms I marched off into the night.The singles bar had over 75 patrons who were dancing and drinking to the wild music. Many of them were drunk while kissing, hugging and grinding to the beat. I sensed it was a prelude to a night of sex without protection. I approached a couple in a dark corner of the room who were rolling around on the floor. I introduced myself and explained the danger of STD. Since the couple were hot and excited I quickly left after leaving three multi-colored condoms in their hands. My supply was gone after speaking to all of the patrons including the band and bartender. My evening was a success after I went home with the female singer in the band. But since I gave all my condoms away I had no alternative but to have unprotected sex and hope for good luck.Years later the whole town got to know me as Rubber Mel. I was always seen giving out free condoms at the singles bars. But I never was one to practice what I preach because I contacted seven different varieties of STD. "Never do unto others what you would not want done to you" is my new motto. I now always wear a condom before having sex for my own sake and for the protection of others.

melvin polatnick

Retired and live alone.I enjoy writing articles,and spend a lot of time on my computer.

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