Retired and single recluse.
The holiday office party was just getting started as bottles of Champaign were being opened up. There were thirty employees that were happily taking part in the festivities, half of them were women. The boss was drinking from a bottle of scotch and was in the best mood of all. His firm had a very good year and he was overjoyed. All the employees expected an extra large bonus and couldn’t wait for the boss to start passing out the envelopes. The women and men were toasting each other and some were even kissing. It was a happy sight and the bottles were being emptied as fast as they were opened.
Everyone was half drunk and full of laughter, but the room suddenly became quiet as the boss made an announcement. He said that he had hired twenty party guys and gals and that they would arrive momentarily. When they did he would start passing out the envelopes that contained their holiday bonus. All at once the doors opened and the most gorgeous young men and women entered the room. The women were topless and the men wore tiny bathing suits. Since all the employees were stoned by now they screamed with delight.
Now it was up to the boss to deliver his promise and hand out the holiday checks. His employee were so high and busy with their new guests they practically crawled over to get their bonuses. When the envelopes were opened they not only contained a bigger bonus then expected but a ten thousand dollar gift certificate. The office went wild and every employee was soon in the nude. The desks and floors were full of naked bodies and there was not one man or woman that didn’t join the festivities.
Not all holiday office parties are like the one I just described. It took a positive set of circumstances to set off one of the best parties in office history. Lets hope that all workers will have a boss that is just as generous.
Melpol
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