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I Wish I Was a Lesbian

Author: Liv_Liv Author Ranking Blue | Posted: 17-04-2008 | Comments: 0 | Views: 8 | Rating:  (86) Article Popularity - Blue (?) Got a Question? Ask.
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Women are undecided about their own thoughts and dreams.

Are undecided about their underwear!!!! Let’s face it… women are women.

So, don’t be surprise to heard women crooning this song (Wainwright Loudon - I Wish I Was A Lesbian):

“I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight.
I’d sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I’d throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn’t want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn’t straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke.
I’d sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung.
It shouldn’t really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo
(I hate that machis’mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero”

But guys please, don’t believe everything they say…

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