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Hamsters Will Rule the World

Is the end nigh? How will the world end? Are we all doomed? Ever since the dawn of time, we have been fascinated by the end of the world. Giant flaming meteorites seems to be the most common theory, but i think the answer lies where we dont expect. I think it lies with hamsters. Yes, those cute little fluff balls that some of us keep as pets. Sniffling away, going 'eek'. Or are they?

When you are asleep, the hamsters head under the earths surface, into a giant lair. Full of hamsters, debating the end of the world. Or rather, how they will eventually take over the world. You see, I have a strong belief that these hamsters are engineering a super-hamster in the dark depths of the earths crust. Building super-hamsters that will one day crush us, and conquer the world.

Of course, people aren't going to be scared of a little biddy hamster, trying to knaw off their small toe. The hamsters are cleverer than you think. These super hamsters are in actual fact over 10 feet high, with huge sharp teeth, a viscous streak that dwarfs the killer rabbit from the holy grail, and a really mean attitude that even a super hamster cant get elected of the united states.

Lock down the hatches, secure the windows, bolt the doors, the hamsters are going to get us soon.

You see, when the time is right, these super hamsters will rise up out of the ground, laser eyes vapourising people, giant knife like claws tearing up cars and buildings. Once everyone has turned into classic horrified b-movie victims, its then the real terror will begin. The rest of the hamsters will scurry from their lairs, forcing the human population into the oceans, where the cycle of evolution will begin again. The hamsters shall rule the earth.

Nick

He came from a distant planet in a galaxy far far away. On a time a travel experiment, he crashed into the earth,

knocking himself unconscious, as well as wiping out the dinosaurs. For the next 65 million years, he lay silent. During the

1960's and saw a load of hippies and subsquently he fell asleep. Some years later, he re-emerged and was brought up as a

normal Human Being...or so everyone thinks...

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